Scene: Monday morning in the bathroom. Both dogs have been invited in and the door has been shut behind them.
Cast of Characters in order of appearance: Spunky (cat), Wilbur (dog), Charlotte (dog), Mom (heard but not seen)
"Oh crap, what are you 2 freaks doing in here?"
"Mom said to come in here and I listened to her"
"Water's running, this can't be good...*whine*"
"Look Charlotte, Mom put bubbles in the tub too!!!"
"I just love water fresh outta the spigot"
"I don't wanna get that close Wilbur"
"I hope Mom lets me in first"
"Me too, I hope she lets you in first"
Yup smells like dog butt....
"Whycome Charlotte gets to take a bath first Mom?"
"Because Charlotte HATES the bath Wilbur"
"Wilbur STOP drinking the nasty water!!!"
Num num num nummm
Shake it out Charlotte shake it out....
Still smells like cat butt....(Charlotte the inspector)
Stupid dog get your nose outta my butt!!
What is it about clean dogs that makes them even friskier than they are normally??? They proceeded to run like maniacs slipping on the wet floor through the bathroom which is pretty small for their large sizes...goofy dogs.....
Ummm Wet Dog my favrit smell
"Mom, Wilbur's back in the tub again"
Silly boy bathtime is over...now get outta the tub.
Man the fun never lasts long enough....*sigh*